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      A greeting card titled "Live Laugh Fuck Off Card" is presented in a brown envelope, featuring bold text that humorously says, "Live Laugh & then kindly Fuck Off" in an elegant font. With its playful and irreverent tone, it makes the perfect funny retirement card.
      Live Laugh Fuck Off Card (Pack of 6)
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      A vivid rainbow font spells out "Fuck Off You Fucking Fuck!" with colorful 3D letters against a black background, featuring gradients of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. Below the striking design is a brown envelope prepared for worldwide shipping.
      Fuck Off You Fucking Fuck! Rainbow Font Card (Pack of 6)
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      The Fuck Off Fabulous Typographic Card features bold pink text that declares, "Fuck Off and Be Fabulous Somewhere Else Then!" Packaged in a biodegradable bag and accompanied by a brown envelope, it stands out against a white background. Send your sassy farewells anywhere in the world with our worldwide shipping!
      Fuck Off Fabulous Typographic Card (Pack of 6)
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      The "Best Year Of My Life Card" features a vibrant rainbow glitter background with a white circle in the center. The text on the card says, "Best year of my life, with the love of my life!" It's an ideal card for celebrating relationship goals, presented on a brown envelope and left blank inside for your personal message.
      Best Year Of My Life Card (Pack of 6)
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      The Live Laugh Piss Off Card showcases the text "Live laugh & then kindly piss off" in a blend of printed and script fonts on a white card with a brown envelope, making it an ideal humorous retirement card for someone with a cheeky sense of humor.
      Live Laugh Piss Off Card (Pack of 6)
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      A white card featuring bold black text stating, "OFF IS THE GENERAL DIRECTION IN WHICH I WISH YOU WOULD FUCK!" is paired with a brown envelope. The Off Is The Direction Type Card is the ideal rude farewell card to give someone a hearty laugh.
      Off Is The Direction Type Card (Pack of 6)
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      A humorous and cheeky retirement card, boldly stating "SO LONG SUGAR TITS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FUCKING LEAVING!", is accompanied by a brown envelope adorned with the "PRINT SHOP DUO" logo. This "So Long Sugar Tits Type Card" is ideal for bidding farewell to a friend or for fans of Gavin and Stacey.
      So Long Sugar Tits Type Card (Pack of 6)
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      Square greeting card named "Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card," featuring a red background with decorative white text in the center that reads, "PISS OFF AND BE FABULOUS SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN!" The card comes with a brown envelope, providing a cheeky minimalist leaving card vibe ideal for those who appreciate Scandi-inspired design.
      Piss Off Fabulous Scandi Card (Pack of 6)
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      The "Fuck Off and Fabulous Script Card," with its minimalist design and handwritten message, elegantly rests on a brown envelope, making it perfect for sending off in a biodegradable bag.
      Fuck Off and Fabulous Script Card (Pack of 6)
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      The "Off You Fuck Script Card" is a funny, rude retirement card with the handwritten message "Off you fuck then!" in black script on a white card over a brown envelope; blank inside for your own message.
      Off You Fuck Script Card (Pack of 6)
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      The "You Slay Every Day" card features a glittery, rainbow-colored design with the bold statement "YOU SLAY" on a clean white background. Below, in smaller text, it exclaims "EVERY FKING DAY!" The card comes presented in a brown envelope and is shipped worldwide in a biodegradable bag for an eco-friendly experience.
      You Slay Every Day Card (Pack of 6)
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      A Valentine's Day card named "I Love You From My Bits To My Tits Card" features a purple background adorned with small, colorful hearts. The card showcases bold white text declaring, "I LOVE YOU FROM MY TITS TO MY BITS AND BACK AGAIN! PHWOAR!" and is presented with a brown envelope.
      I Love You From My Bits To My Tits Card (Pack of 6)
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      A hand holds the I Love You Mum Tulip Card, featuring vibrant pink and red tulips that make it an ideal floral Mother's Day card. The bold gold lettering adds warmth and love to the design. A sticker indicating "I AM PRINTED GOLD LEAF (NOT REAL)" is present, with a brown envelope seen in the background.
      I Love You Mum Tulip Card (Pack of 6)
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      A perfect funny retirement card, the "Good Luck With That Card" features "GOOD LUCK" in large, colorful glitter letters on a white backdrop, followed by the humorous phrase "WITH THAT..." in smaller pink text. The card is complemented by a neatly paired brown envelope.
      Good Luck With That Card (Pack of 6)
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      The Piss Off Fabulous Script Card showcases a handwritten message in black cursive text that reads, "Piss off and be fabulous somewhere else then!" This minimalist leaving card is paired with a brown envelope featuring a small logo in the top corner, and it is ready for worldwide shipping.
      Piss Off Fabulous Script Card (Pack of 6)
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      The "Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card," designed in Wales, features a pink leopard print background with the phrase "Happy Birthday Sugar tits" in bold and playful fonts. It pairs beautifully with a brown envelope.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Pink Panther Card (Pack of 6)
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      A humorous retro birthday card titled "Happy Birthday Sugartits" showcases a vibrant geometric design in green, yellow, and red, with bold red cursive text. It comes with a kraft paper envelope and offers the option for worldwide shipping.
      Happy Birthday Sugartits Retro Floral Card (Pack of 6)
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      The What Kind Of Fuckery Tattoo Card features a colorful floral illustration with a hand raising the middle finger on a brown envelope. Red text reads, "WHAT KIND OF F**KERY IS THIS?" and "TRAITOR" at the bottom. Enjoy worldwide shipping for this cheeky delight!.
      What Kind Of Fuckery Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)
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      Introducing the Jog On Judas Tattoo Card, a humor-filled farewell card that highlights a playful illustration of a hand making an irreverent gesture, encircled by vibrant flowers and leaves. Its cheeky charm is further enhanced by the bold statement "JOG ON JUDAS TRAITOR," making it ideal for someone looking to capture that rude retirement card aesthetic. This card pairs perfectly with its accompanying classic brown envelope.
      Jog On Judas Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)
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      A funny Christmas card featuring a smiling snowman with a green scarf and the text "Seasonal Bollocks to One and All!" on a snowy background, placed on a brown envelope. Perfect for those who enjoy a touch of naughty Xmas humour.
      Seasonal Bollocks Christmas Card (Pack of 6)
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      An illustrated Christmas card with a penguin hugging a Christmas tree against a snowy background. The card reads, "Merry Christmas Cuddles!" and rests on a brown envelope, adding a touch of funny Christmas charm to your holiday greetings.
      Merry Christmas Cuddles Card (Pack of 6)
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      A Funny Christmas card featuring an animated Santa Claus with the text "Ho Ho Ho MOTHERFUCKERS!" and three gift icons above. Perfect for those who appreciate naughty Xmas humour, this adult Xmas card is placed on a rustic brown envelope.
      Ho Ho Ho Motherfuckers Christmas Card (Pack of 6)
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      The "Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card" is a cheeky seasonal card featuring a cartoon Santa Claus waving with the bold text, "FUCK OFF AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS THEN!" Set against a blue snowflake background and accompanied by a brown envelope, it's ideal for those with a playful sense of humor.
      Santa's Beard Fuck Off Merry Christmas Card (Pack of 6)
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      A humorous Christmas card named "Fa La La La Laaa" showcases Father Christmas in a dance, encircled by the phrase "Fa la la la la la-la-laaa!" and five red gift boxes with green ribbons. The background is adorned with light blue snowflakes, and an envelope is included beneath this festive card.
      Fa La La La Laaa Christmas Card (Pack of 6)
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      A vintage holiday card titled "Vintage Bauble Tinseltits Xmas Card" features "Merry Christmas Tinselitis" in red and white. It embraces the 1950s kitsch vintage style with vibrant illustrations of Christmas ornaments, candy canes, and presents, all paired with a retro brown envelope that captures mid-century charm.
      Vintage Bauble Tinseltits Xmas Card (Pack of 6)
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      Funny Christmas card featuring a cheeky snowman holding a sign that reads, "Merry Xmas Even Though You're a Bit of a Knob!" against a snowy backdrop, perfect greetings card featuring some naughty Xmas humour.
      Bit Of A Knob Snowman Xmas Card (Pack of 6)
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      The Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/F) features a bold declaration of "Married As Fuck!" and "Fuck Yeah!", with two hands wearing wedding rings and raising their middle fingers. The background is beautifully adorned with flowers, leaves, a heart, and intertwined rings—perfect for those who appreciate some cheeky humor in their wedding cards!
      Married As Fuck Tattoo Wedding Card (M/F) (Pack of 6)
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      The "Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/F)" showcases an illustration of two hands wearing wedding rings while displaying middle fingers. Between them is a heart with a banner that boldly states "FUCK THEM!" Above the image, the card announces in large text, "OFFICIALLY MARRIED AS FUCK!" and is paired with a brown envelope against a white background.
      Officially Married As Fuck Card (M/F) (Pack of 6)
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      The "Just Fucking Married! Vintage Wedding Fiat Card" displays a car with trailing cans and hearts, features bold text "Just F**king Married!" on the front, includes a brown envelope, is blank inside for your message, and offers worldwide shipping options.
      Just Fucking Married! Vintage Wedding Fiat Card (Pack of 6)
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      The "Look At You All Married and Shit!" Card, adorned with two illustrated hands clinking champagne glasses and carrying the celebratory message, is tucked inside a brown envelope crafted from biodegradable materials. It's an ideal way to send your congratulations while being kind to the planet!
      Look At You All Married and Shit! Card (Pack of 6)
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