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Collection: Wholesale New Home Cards

Check out our funny and cheeky new home cards with a naughty, sweary twist! Perfect for housewarming gifts with humor, these snarky cards add sass to any new home housewarming celebration!

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Good Luck With That Card (Pack of 6)

Good Luck With That Card (Pack of 6)

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Piss Off Fabulous Script Card (Pack of 6)

Piss Off Fabulous Script Card (Pack of 6)

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What Kind Of Fuckery Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

What Kind Of Fuckery Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

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Jog On Judas Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

Jog On Judas Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

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Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

Fuck Off Fabulous Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

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Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

Piss Off Fabulous Tattoo Card (Pack of 6)

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Piss Off and Fabulous Script Card (Pack of 6)

Piss Off and Fabulous Script Card (Pack of 6)

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Work Wife For Life! Script Card (Pack of 6)

Work Wife For Life! Script Card (Pack of 6)

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You Fucking Smashed Script Card (Pack of 6)

You Fucking Smashed Script Card (Pack of 6)

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What Kind Of Fuckery Is This? Script Card (Pack of 6)

What Kind Of Fuckery Is This? Script Card (Pack of 6)

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About Fucking Time! Congratulations Card (Pack of 6)

About Fucking Time! Congratulations Card (Pack of 6)

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Off You Fuck Then! Harlem Card (Pack of 6)

Off You Fuck Then! Harlem Card (Pack of 6)

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Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card (Pack of 6)

Hoo Fucking Ray! Harlem Card (Pack of 6)

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Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card (Pack of 6)

Well Fucking Done! Harlem Card (Pack of 6)

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Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card (Pack of 6)

Well Done Wanker! Glitter Card (Pack of 6)

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Off You Fuck! Rainbow Glitter Card (Pack of 6)

Off You Fuck! Rainbow Glitter Card (Pack of 6)

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